I wanted to send a nice gift to my girlfriend who lives in Canada.  (Her name is Alberta and she lives in Vancouver, and we’ve bonded over our love of baseball and puppet musicals.) So, I sent her this new Blue Jays spring training cap.

This is what she texted me back:

“Thx for the hat, eh! Two questions tho, eh!  Why’s the big funny icicle bigger than the B-Jays logo, eh?  And what’s that word on the brim, eh?  What’s a Spring, eh? xoxo”

I’m a lucky man.  Can’t wait to get up to Alberta and play in the snow with her.