Despite what you read here, The Spitter staff is comprised of some pretty talented folks. Please show your support for some amazing authors by checking out their published work:

Patrick Smith

The grand poobah of Bugs & Cranks is also one of the masterminds behind The Spitter. But before he slummed it with us, he was best known for his fantastic recount of semi-pro baseball for those advanced in years, Extra Innings: The Joy and the Pains of Over-30 Baseball.

Drew Perry

Drew Perry lives in North Carolina with his wife, a dog, two cats, and, somehow, two boys. His first novel, This Is Just Exactly Like You, was a finalist for the Flaherty-Dunnan prize from the Center for Fiction, a Best-of-the-Year pick from The Atlanta Journal Constitution, and a SIBA Okra pick.

His second, Kids These Days, was an Amazon Best-of-the-Month pick and was named to Kirkus Reviews ‘Winter’s Best Bets’ and ‘Books So Funny You’re Guaranteed to Laugh’ lists.