Books by The Spitter Team

Despite what you read here, The Spitter staff is comprised of some pretty talented folks. Please show your support for some amazing authors by checking out their published work:

Patrick Smith


The grand poobah of Bugs & Cranks is also one of the masterminds behind The Spitter. But before he slummed it with us, he was best known for his fantastic recount of semi-pro baseball for those advanced in years, Extra Innings: The Joy and the Pains of Over-30 Baseball.

Drew Perry


Drew Perry lives in North Carolina with his wife, a dog, two cats, and, somehow, two boys. His first novel, This Is Just Exactly Like You, was a finalist for the Flaherty-Dunnan prize from the Center for Fiction, a Best-of-the-Year pick from The Atlanta Journal Constitution, and a SIBA Okra pick.

His second, Kids These Days, was an Amazon Best-of-the-Month pick and was named to Kirkus Reviews ‘Winter’s Best Bets’ and ‘Books So Funny You’re Guaranteed to Laugh’ lists.