It’s Time to Anoint Baseball’s New Hit King
Ichiro is incredible. Pete Rose is an overrated crook enslaved by Gamblor. It’s time to decree Ichiro as baseball’s new Hit King.
Monthly Archives: June 2016
The Most Disappointing Season For…The Seattle Mariners
After seemingly being stuck in neutral for many seasons, the Mariners almost made the playoffs in 2014 thanks to a late surge backed by a tremendous pitching staff and good seasons from Kyle Seager and Robinson Cano.
Read moreHardball Theatre: Home Run Derby
Keith Good’s weekly One-Act, an SNL-meets-MLB look at the week in baseball. This week, MLB caves in to MadBum’s demands and tweaks the Home Run Derby
Read moreThe DH is Awesome and You’re Not
This past January, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred rejected the notion of National League designated hitters. There was much rejoicing.
Read moreWhere are Jeff Nelson and Norm Charlton?
The most entertaining Orioles brawl, we all know, happened in 1993 when Mike Mussina beaned Seattle’s Bill Hasselman after M’s starter Chris Bosio threw behind a couple of Baltimore hitters.
Read moreStrasmas: Six Years Later
Major League Baseball officially returned to Washington, DC in 2005, but it didn’t really come back until almost five years later: June 8th, 2010. For that was the day we were blessed with the arrival of a man named “Steve.”
Read moreMadison Bumgarner is A Hypocrite
In Madison Bumgarner’s world, he would probably bean himself.
Read moreJeff Ridgway and the 2007 D-Rays Bullpen
Advertisements If you troll through Reds message boards and comments on Facebooks (I don’t know how our Scott Kelly does it), you’ll notice that while fans accept that this team was going to stink, they didn’t realize how pungent their aroma would be. They also had no idea that the bullpen would be this foul. A bunch of whoziwhats and
Read moreThe Spitter’s 2016 MLB Draft Watch List
Sure, you can listen to the other experts. But we’re bringing you the real deal.There are very few players I’m crazy about in 2016. The following is my short list of blue chips.
Read moreA Modest Proposal: 30-Man Rosters
Thirty players on a major-league roster, with five “healthy scratches” per game. Is that so difficult?
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