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Category Archives: Duke Jackson
No Altruism in Baseball: Beltran & the Yanks
Andrew Marchand whiffs again. This time, the ESPN columnist makes a series of weird points about what the Yankees owe Carlos Beltran.
Read moreIt’s Time to Anoint Baseball’s New Hit King
Ichiro is incredible. Pete Rose is an overrated crook enslaved by Gamblor. It’s time to decree Ichiro as baseball’s new Hit King.
Read moreStrasmas: Six Years Later
Major League Baseball officially returned to Washington, DC in 2005, but it didn’t really come back until almost five years later: June 8th, 2010. For that was the day we were blessed with the arrival of a man named “Steve.”
Read moreMadison Bumgarner is A Hypocrite
In Madison Bumgarner’s world, he would probably bean himself.
Read moreEnjoy Zika-Free Baseball While You Can
There ain’t enough mosquito zappers in Virginia to hold off this summer’s hottest virus.
Read moreNot Everything’s Great, but that’s OK
Sometimes the game is just the game. Nothing wrong with that.
Read moreBaseball’s Baddest Asses Don’t Talk Much
Rougned Odor proved once again that real gangsta-ass ball players don’t talk much.No one ever wants to be declared “soft,” but when the shit hits the fan, that’s when you find out the difference between a Graeme Lloyd and a Jose Bautista.
Read moreNo One Ever Really Wins a Trade
What if I told you the Cubs haven’t won the Jake Arrieta trade?
Read moreDepressing Team Chooses Depression President
Advertisements “Herbert [bleepin’] Hoover?” Those were the first words out of my mouth when I read the Washington Nationals had selected our 31st president as a part of their “racing presidents” gimmick at Nationals Park. Don’t get me wrong, I was never a fan of adding “Bill” Taft in 2013 or “Silent Cal” Coolidge in 2015, but for a team looking to
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