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Category Archives: Keith Good
Hardball Theatre: The Usher
Keith Good’s weekly One-Act, an SNL-meets-MLB look at the week in baseball. This week, things get a little serious when a fan sneaks down to the best seats for the last half-inning.
Read moreHardball Theatre: Home Run Derby
Keith Good’s weekly One-Act, an SNL-meets-MLB look at the week in baseball. This week, MLB caves in to MadBum’s demands and tweaks the Home Run Derby
Read moreThe DH is Awesome and You’re Not
This past January, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred rejected the notion of National League designated hitters. There was much rejoicing.
Read moreHardball Theatre: Season Tickets
Keith Good’s weekly One-Act, an SNL-meets-MLB look at the week in baseball. This week, obsessed fans apply sabermetrics to traffic court.
Read moreMemorial Day and Baseball’s Bad Civics
Today is Major League Baseball at its best and worst. Football may have America’s televisions and pocketbooks, but baseball is America’s very soul.
Read moreHardball Theatre: Tex Slide Story
Keith Good’s weekly one-act, an SNL-meets-MLB take on the week in baseball. This week, Rougned Odor discovers the theatrics and choreography of a bench-clearing brawl.
Read moreHardball Theatre: The Knuckleballer
Keith Good’s weekly One-Act, an SNL-meets-MLB look at the week in baseball. This week, Boston deals with the inevitable ups and downs of starting a Knuckleballer.
Read moreTop 10 Moments from Bartolo Colon’s Home Run Trot
We here at The Spitter aspire to one day shill our platform for clicks and ad revenue. So without any further ado, we present our own attempt to shamelessly whore for clicks — a listicle purchased second-hand from ESPN.
Read moreHardball Theatre: Big Sexy Mothers’ Day
Keith Good’s weekly One Act, an SNL-meets-MLB look at the week in baseball. This week, Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon goes deep to find the perfect Mothers’ Day gift.
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