I Am the Sole Reason the Cubs Won the World Series & Donald Trump Ascended to the Presidency


If nothing else, I believe my deep dive into mysticism and end-of-days scenarios has given me special insight into the coming baseball season.
Read moreWhat do the United States Presidency and a Major League Baseball playoff berth have in common? The road to both goes through Cleveland.
Read moreEverything in Trumps’ bizarre and tacky world is a full of either winners or losers. An emphatic “LOSER” followed by “DISGUSTING” is how he describes anyone he can denigrate who challenges him.
Read moreAdvertisements First of all, let me congratulate you on reading the classiest, best, most accurate baseball predictions on the Internet. As you all know, I am very smart – brilliant, in fact. I also attended the best schools and I have the best words, so this will be an incredibly well-written predictions column. You’re welcome. Second, this baseball season is
Read moreIn her most recent Bases Bloated, Elisabeth Galina eviscerates the human-blob-of-tanning-lotion that is Donald Trump, comparing him, rather aptly, to head lice.
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