What if San Diego Never Scores?
Just to see what it would look like, you’re kind of rooting against the Padres ever scoring a run.
Monthly Archives: April 2016
The Most Disappointing Season For…The San Francisco Giants
NL West champs in 1971, the Giants had a few aging stars but some good young players, and they hoped a deal they made would bring them to not just the division title, but the NL pennant.
Read moreYour Favorite Team is Trying to Kill You
I have bad news for anyone who loves eating, drinking, and baseball: Major League Baseball teams are trying to kill you. If you’re heading to the ballpark this year, you better bring a defibrillator.
Read moreDonald Trump Predicts the 2016 Baseball Season
Advertisements First of all, let me congratulate you on reading the classiest, best, most accurate baseball predictions on the Internet. As you all know, I am very smart – brilliant, in fact. I also attended the best schools and I have the best words, so this will be an incredibly well-written predictions column. You’re welcome. Second, this baseball season is
Read moreMy Rules for Opening Day
Terri Narrell had to make a few of her own rules for Monday’s Braves opener.
Read moreWhat We Learned on Opening Day
Sure, there were three games on Sunday, but yesterday was the big unveiling for 2016 and here’s what we took away from it.
Read moreThe Most Disappointing Season For…The Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays
The worst thing that happened to the Devil Rays was the fact that Arizona won 100 games in 1999. The second worst thing was that the Marlins won a world series in 1997. The third worst thing was that the Rockies made the playoffs in 1995.
Read morePlay the Indoor Four Contest for April
To the uninitiated, the Indoor Four is the most unique (and dare I say fun) baseball contest on the interwebs, and here’s how it works. Each month you pick one eligible player with the idea that said player will make the Splendid Sprint.
Read moreSmitty’s Loose Change: Xavier “The Aviator” Avery
Drop it in the jar, por favor.
Read moreBats & Bytes Review: Out of the Park Baseball 17
This is a near-perfect simulation of a sport very few people appreciate for its depth. OOTP 17 is a gem that gamers and baseball fans alike should have in their collections.
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