Your Favorite Team is Trying to Kill You

I have bad news for anyone who loves eating, drinking, and baseball: Major League Baseball teams are trying to kill you. If you’re heading to the ballpark this year, you better bring a defibrillator.

I have bad news for anyone who loves eating, drinking, and baseball: Major League Baseball teams are trying to kill you. If you’re heading to the ballpark this year, you better bring a defibrillator.
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